The votes have been counted and the people have spoken loud and clear (well, at least the web site visitors have spoken loud and clear). In a landslide tally, Jeff Gordon was elected "President." Of course, Gordon is technically not eligible to be President since he does not meet the minimum 35 years old age requirement for the position. The strange thing is that I didn't expect the totals to be as lopsided as they were. He might have been placed on the ballot as a lark, but he carried all 50 states and every U.S. territory.

So.. if you stretch your imagination ever so thinly, picture this:

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